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Blonde joke?
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.

Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ?
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?
A: Wave

Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.

Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?

Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ***?
A: A brain tumor.

Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?
A: Two brunettes.

Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.

Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last *******.

Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?
A: Because that's what they train for all their lives.

Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip read.

Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.

Lovely keep them coming. lol

Selection of blonde jokes.?
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?
A: All you can eat under a buck.
Q: Why is a blonde like a hardware store?
A: They are both 10¢ a screw!
Submitted by: Claude Wimberly
Q: What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme!
Submitted by: Ian R. Almond
Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop.
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.
Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings?
A: To put their feet through.
Q: What's a brunette's mating call?
A: Has that blonde gone yet?
A2: When is that blonde b*tch going to leave!?
A3: "All the blondes have gone home!"
Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."
Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A1: Introduces him/her self.
A2: Walks home.
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
A: By the buckle print on her forehead.
Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?
A: He's the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her forehead.
Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
A: Her feet!
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets.
Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A1: Forget the road, what was she doing out of the bedroom!?
A2: I don't know.
R: Neither did she.
Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last *******.
Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel?
A: Because her boyfriend was also blond!
Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"?
A: She liked to be filled with cream.
Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York?
A: The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?
A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.
Q: What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men.
A: Their heels.
Confucius say; blonde who fly upside down have crack up.
Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A: She picks up her purse and goes home.
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:
Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!
Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.
Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.
Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy.
Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde?
A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on.
Q: Why do blondes have vaginas?
A: So guys will talk to them at parties.
... then there was the blonde who started the restaurant with the slogan "Billions Served - just today"
Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
A: They pull up their pants.
Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod...
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A: You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball

Cool! Where did you get all these?

Blondes jokes.....................????…
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.

Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings?
A: To put their feet through.

Q: What's a brunette's mating call?
A: Has that blonde gone yet?
A2: When is that blonde ***** going to leave!?
A3: "All the blondes have gone home!"

Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".

Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A1: Introduces him/her self.
A2: Walks home.

Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?
A: He's the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her forehead.

Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
A: Her feet!

Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets.

Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.

Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A1: Forget the road, what was she doing out of the bedroom!?
A2: I don't know.
R: Neither did she.

Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last *******.

Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel?
A: Because her boyfriend was also blond!

Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"?
A: She liked to be filled with cream.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York?
A: The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men.

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?
A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.

Q: What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men.
A: Their heels.

Confucius say; blonde who fly upside down have crack up.

Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A: She picks up her purse and goes home.

A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:
Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!
Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.
Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.
Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy.

Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde?
A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on.

Q: Why do blondes have vaginas?
A: So guys will talk to them at parties.

... then there was the blonde who started the restaurant with the slogan "Billions Served - just today"

Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
A: They pull up their pants.

Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod...

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A: You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

Omg your such a legend. I wrote half of these down. I LOVE you! Now i can annoy my best friend all the time! Thank you soooo much! xxx

My bf hardly ever wants to have sex?
I'd have sex with him 3 times a day if he'd let me, but most of the time he won't even let me give him a *******. I'm 18, blonde, 5'6'' and 130lbs. I've tried everything I can think of. He looks at porn all the time on his phone, and talks to other girls. He's been promising to stop but he never does. I'm out of ideas. Anyone got any suggestions?

maybe he found something nasty about u when u were having sex of the first time

maybe u have some big ugly peperoni tiples or a vigina that smells like fish or body hair or something else that is DISTURBING

or maybe he has trouble getting a erection

Who is this pornstar?
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She's blonde and I think she's done alot of ******* movies. Thanks in advance!

You are a sick man with no regard to women !!!!! You look @ this stuf because you have no girlfriend and no LIFE !!!!

Dont you just love jokes???
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest guyren?
A: Ask your mom.
Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
A: Say, "Nice dick."

Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life?
A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."

Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection?
A: An itchy, twitchy ****.

Q: Are birth control pills deductible?
A: Only if they don't work.

Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts.

Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?
A: Because they have cotton balls.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?
A: A cock that stays up all night.

Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday

Q: Why is being in the military like a *******?
A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A: A bingo machine.

Q: What is the leading cause of death with lesbians?
A: Hair balls

Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive

Q: What can Life Savers do that men cannot?
A: Come in five flavours

Q: What is good on pizza but bad on pussy?
A: Crust

Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
A: Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork

Q: How do you piss off Winnie The Pooh?
A: By sticking your finger in his honey

Q: What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
A: Both can smell it... but they can't eat it

Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snow blower coming.

Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
A: She's withholding evidence

Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?
A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

Q: What does a dog do that a boy steps into?
A: A lump of ****. no wait.. pants.

Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an altar boy

Q: What do you call an amish farmer with his arm halfway up his horses ***?
A: A mechanic

Q: Why did the elephant paint his balls red?
A: So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Q: What is the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: A giraffe eating cherries.

Q: Why does santa have such a big sack?
A: Cos he only comes once a year.

Q: How do you define a "tough girl"
A: She kickstarts her own vibrator, or she rolls her own tampons

Q: What do you get if you cross a nun with a computer?
A: A system that won't go down.

omg i think i might have just leaked urine! LOL

What is your funniest story ever?
I once had a friend named Brandon.

Brandon had a girlfriend named Kyla.

Kyla was the sort of blonde who gave blondes a bad name with every aspect of the stereotypes with which they are afflicted.

This is a brief tale that Brandon relayed to my brother, who in turn wrote a song about it later:

One day, in the back room of the band room, she tried to give Brandon a *******.

But she literally tried to give him a ********.

Blowing. On his penis.

And wondering why he wasn't enjoying it.

lol hahhahahhahhhhahaaaa funny

Am I Bi or Just Straight and Sometimes Attracted to Guys?
Well I'm a teenage guy. I watch porn like every other day... I am usually attracted to the gay sex when I watch it. Lately I've watched more gay porn than straight. I have only been in love with girls. When I see a naked guy, I'll usually get an erection, but when I see a naked girl, it sometime takes longer to get one. I usually have to see a sex video with a guy or another girl in it for me to get an erection with naked girls on the internet.

I have dreamt about getting a ******* from a guy, but I've never had any dream with a girl. I'm too young to experiment, yet I'm a teen. I sorta want to experiment with a guy sometimes, but It's the same with girls too, just a little more. I don't know if its from watching too much gay porn or not. I dont even want to date or marry a guy.

I know this might sound weird, but I am usually attrated to a guy if they are natural blonde, because I am a blonde guy and they arent very common most of the time here. I don't get erections to guys I see at school. They usually have to be in porn. I am more attracted to girls than guys most of the time, though.

I just can't help getting erections when I see guys in porn. I don't know whta Bi-curious means, but someone suggested I might be that before. Sorry if this is really long... Remember, I'm still pretty young, and I am going through puberty at the moment. Any ideas?

Personally, I don't like labels. Sex turns people on, we are sexual in design.
I find our desires can be somewhat fluid in nature, just be you and do what comes naturally.

Two couples decide to spice up their sex life by swapping partners.?
Later that night one of the guys rolls over in bed and says,
'Hey. I wonder what our wives are up to?'

Do you know the safe way to pratice safe sex? Go srew yourself!

Lets be honest, we both came to this bar for the same reason.
Really you're here to pick up chicks too?

What's the difference between a blonde and a Jumbo jet?
Not everyone's been in a Jumbo jet.

How do you give a dog a bone?
Tickle his balls.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out on you?
Shut the door!

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
About 35 minutes.

What happend when the chef got his hand caught in the dishwasher?
They both got fired.

Boys, what do get if you cross your girlfriend with a pit-bull?
Your very last *******.

How do we know God is a man?
If God was a woman she'd have made sperm chocolate-flavoured.

What do you think of these jokes?went to this book shop and got a joke book called 'dirty girls joke book 3'

Hehe

(teenage boys) Would you date a girl like me?
FEATURES & GOALS- single, I live in USA MA, New Bedford. Im 13, yes barely a teenager. I like sports and im a little athletic. Im in 7th grade and planning on joining track team and maybe the swimming team but only New Bedford high has a pool. I have a nice body so Im always told. I got it from my father's side he is spanish, I cant speak it I grew up with my mother who has the same light (white) skin as me. and I have medium length brown hair with a little lighter brown highlights. Im getting blonde streaks, planning on cutting it with a straight razor and keeping it straight everyday! and eventually a nose piercing, average weight and height. Im planning on adopting in my 20's and at 15 going on birth control so I don't get guys. right now Im finishing middle-school I have this year and next. I like dogs and want 2 someday.

WHAT I AM AND WHAT I LIKE- I play video games such as (the sims 3, grand theft auto, & left 4 dead) I like any guy really, skinny/average just not shorter than me im about 5 feet xD I am kind and caring, I have attitude but if I was angry I would not take it out on my friends or bf, You could consider me slutty, I like to have fun sexually (but no I am a virgin and only gave a ******* / bj before, I mostly flirt) Im not a girl you can get in bed quick, I would prob talk sexually to you if you did it to me but I don't want to get pregnant so Im waiting til Im 15 and has birth contol lmao xD but we could have fun still I have gave a bj before! lol please dont take that as slut material

Youre 13, you really DONT need to be planning your life out like you are. You arnt emotionally or physically mature enough to make decisions based on the age you will be in ten years time. In your 20's you might meet a guy fall in love and get married, and WANT guys.
I know its just that your young, and you wont like being told that, but im 17 nearly 18 and i know how i was when i was 13, and its alot different to how i am now. Ive matured alot and it changes how you think. You sound perfectly fine the way you are, and i think you just need to let time take its course, and not plan youre life out..

I hope this helps!