How do I get a Milf next door to sleep with me? So I have been living next door to this Milf for about 2 years now, and I would totally some day want to get with her. I am 17 and she is in her late 30's, she is not married but does have 2 guys, both of whom are friends with my younger brother, I know it might sound crazy, but I really want it to happen.
How do you think I should go through with asking her? Should I leave her a note or what?
Thanks for the advice. |
| this should go on unfriendable. |
How do i start talking to a next door neighbor who is a MILF? I have a MILF staying next door. pretty attractive woman at the age of 40ish and not married. I need help on how I can ask her out or start talking to her. thanks :) |
| While it's not impossible to be a MILF without being married, I suspect you just mean an older woman who you HOPE might have sex with you. But for this to work, you really need her to take the first steps, like what happened with Mrs Robinson in The Graduate. You need to flaunt your body in her direction, in hopes that she might get all-hot-and-bothered. Careful though, she's likely to merely laugh at you, or cluck your chin and give you a tsk-tsk. |
How can i get the milf next door? so im 18 and i live next door to an amazing milf who is single but her grown son lifes with her. she is in her late 30's early 40's. i have always wanted to hook up with her. how to i get her into bed with me? |
Well its not going anywhere unless you start the conversation.
So do that, then immediately start building sexual tension with her and tease her. And you'll probably have to lead, cuz your the guy. |
Me, Her Husband, and the Milf Next Door!? The woman who lives next door to me is a MILF. She wants caught me staring into her window when she was naked.
Since then she's been looking at me kinkily! She told me when her husband is out for work and for how long and gave me a wink.
So I went over there with the excuse that my ball was kicked over her fence, and she pulls me into the house, shuts the door and holds me in her arms and says; "I know where your balls are boy"...
That night (last night), we had sex! Not guyding, but I suspect the husband knows about it! What should I do?? |
| 1st take an english comp class and learn to write. "She wants caught me"? To be honest, sounds made up, like a fantasy. |
I have an MILF next door and it's driving me nuts. Any suggestions? Oh my god is she gorgeous. And she goes around in a tiny 36C Bikini. What am I to do? And by the way, we're both married. |
| bang her |
I have a milf that lives next door? she is sorta pretty and is usally home alone. she doesnt have a husband any more, and her two sons are friends with my brothers. i want to **** her but im not sure how to go about it. today, i went ofter to return some clippers she let me borrow, and i started a casual conversation and commented on her nice shirt and jokingly touched her shoulder. i need some good tips on how to move it to the bed room. |
| WELL WHAT ARE YOU DOING SITTING ON YAHOO??? GET OVER THERE!!! haha but i kinda agree with The Helpful Helper... couldn't hurt to try though... she's just another girl. But if not... move to Canada |
I got a hot milf living next door ..? and I want to sleep with her . But i haven`t even spoken to her once in maybe 2 years since we came here . I ocassionally see her in the elevator but we both just stare ahead . I act busy with my headphones n all and there goes that hot *** with her 5 year old guy .
I got no problem with regular girls . She sems real shy and my mom talks with her often . I obviously can`t flirt with her in front of my mom and I`m rarely home to know her schedule .
WHat do I do ?? How do I start ?? Shud I outright flirt with her and let her know what I want or maybe get to know her "secretly " w/o my parents knowing it .??? |
well you gotta realize shes probably married and isnt that like breaking a sin.
its alright to imagine but if she is with someone its not right.
if its right you'll find a way ;p |
Ii want to have sexual intercourse with my next door neighbour? im 17 and ive been admiring my next door neighbour since i was about 14 shes a MILF and i want to have sexual intercourse with her. Can anybody tell me how to talk to her and tell her i want to have sexual intercourse with her or how to persuade her? |
| IF she's between the ages of 16-18 then.....just go up to her and start a conversation |
Can a teenage boy really get with a milf? Or is it just a fantasy for the movies? First of all, I'm not going to reveal my age but I am a teenager and old enough. I'm still a virgin and a really really horny guy and I really want to make my dream come true of making love to a milf. Next door my neighbor's wife is a british milf who seems to stay at home. I'm pretty muscular, decent height 5'10, dress well, and I'm a very kind person minus the horny part. That being said, do I really have a chance of charming her into bed, or will it always be a fantasy? I mean if she gave me the chance I'd give her great sex. Her husband seems like a decent guy but he's getting old and I'm physically more fit plus I'll put her "needs" first. |
| It CAN happen, although it probably is a fantasy. I know several guys back in their teenage year who nailed a milf. Does she come on to you? Let her make the first move dude or some trouble will probably happen. |